Free profile audit
Free Google profile audit — by text, from a person.
A score out of 100, a side-by-side against the contractors you actually compete with, and three fixes. It arrives by text within 24 hours. No sales calls — ever.
What's in your audit
Ten factors, one score, three fixes.
This is the same review we run on every new client in week one. Nothing is generated from a template — a person opens your profile, opens your competitors' profiles, and writes down what they see.
Pass or fail on each of these, with the number beside it:
- Review count against your two or three closest competitors
- Recency — how long since your last review landed
- Velocity — reviews per month, and whether it is rising or falling
- Average rating, and the rating of the reviews from the last 90 days
- Percentage of reviews you have answered
- Median response speed on the ones you did answer
- Photo count and how recent the newest photo is
- Primary and secondary category selection
- Business description — present, useful, or empty
- Questions and answers, and whether anyone has answered them
- A side-by-side against two or three named local competitors — the ones actually ranking above you, not a generic average.
- The one thing costing you money right now, in dollars, with the arithmetic shown so you can argue with it.
- Three fixes: one you can do today for free, and two we would handle for you.
Three fields, then you're done
Request your audit.
What happens next
A text. From the founder. Not a sequence.
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Your audit lands by text within 24 hours — usually much faster. It comes from the founder, who ran it by hand.
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You reply with questions, or you don't. Either is fine. There is no sales call, no calendar link, and no drip campaign behind this form.
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Nothing to install, nothing to cancel. If you never write back, you have still got a free audit out of it.
The Kingpost Guarantee
Three promises. Thirty days to test them.
Every customer asked. Every review answered within one business day. Every missed call texted back. And if the first month doesn't earn its keep, say the word within 30 days and you get your money back — no forms, no argument.
FAQ
Fair questions about a free thing
Is it really free?
Yes, and there is nothing attached to it. No trial to cancel, no card, no scheduled call. We run the audit because it is the most honest sales pitch we have — if your profile is already in good shape, the audit will say so and you will not hear from us again.
What do you do with my number?
We text you the audit. That is the whole use. Your number is never sold, never shared, never added to a call list, and never handed to a dialler. If you do not reply, we send one follow-up and then stop. Text stop at any point and we delete the record.
Do I have to buy anything?
No. The audit stands on its own and one of the three fixes it names is always something you can do yourself, today, for nothing. Plenty of contractors will take that fix and never spend a dollar with us, which is a fair outcome.